You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
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