sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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