What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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