clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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