I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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