also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
party gras won. party gras always wins.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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