So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
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