But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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