At least make sure they are 18
Why
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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