come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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