My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
Randomize
