I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I touched a dick in church today
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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