Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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