physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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