based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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