so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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