I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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