Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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