I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
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