If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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