I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
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