youre lurking in front of me
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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