Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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