It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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