At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
how drunk are you?
Several
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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