so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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