Pregnant stripper...not hot.
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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