once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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