Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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