if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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