She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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