i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I don't think brook has ever known best
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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