whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
