I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
as a side note pls kill me
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