Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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