you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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