how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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