Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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