Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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