her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Randomize
