Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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