shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
I know her cup size but not her name....
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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