one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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