seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
it's great music for shaving your balls
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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