Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Randomize
