so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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