So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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