so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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