Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
my being single is dangerous.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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