I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
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