Got a toothbrush?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
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