idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
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