Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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