Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
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