no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
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