Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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