Plan B is the new Plan A
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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